Wednesday, September 1, 2010

What a great a idea Alber!

Lanvin for H&M Announcement


H&M hints at its latest collaborative partner as the widely popular retailer releases a series of viral videos for an upcoming project. Not much detail is offered but the voice-over sound’s like that of Lanvin’s Alber Elbaz. Further details should be announced on September 9th, 2010 with a bit of information offered below. Stay tuned!

It looks like H&M has snared one of the hottest labels in Europe — Lanvin — for its next designer collaboration. According to market sources, the Swedish fast-fashion giant will unveil a project with Lanvin and its creative director, Alber Elbaz, within the next week.

On Tuesday, H&M launched a viral video campaign on its Web site and YouTube to build curiosity about its annual holiday designer tie-up. A series of black-and-white videos features stereotypical fashion designer types: a man in a skinny dark suit; a woman in an outlandish blouse and chunky jewelry. By midday Tuesday, H&M’s Facebook page was peppered with guesses — Bottega Veneta’s Tomas Maier and New York society dresser Carolina Herrera among them — posted by Web users.

The video ends with the date Sept. 9 — presumably when H&M will unveil details of its latest collaboration, which have ignited retail pandemonium annually since the retailer first partnered with Karl Lagerfeld in 2004. Other designers to have collaborated with H&M include Rei Kawakubo of Comme des Garçons, Stella McCartney, Roberto Cavalli and Sonia Rykiel. A project with Lanvin would be a coup for H&M, given Lanvin’s status as one of the fastest-growing designer firms in Europe, and Elbaz’s drawing power as a fashion personality.


I am SO EXCITED about this news!!! Lanvin is MY FAVORITE designer, I LOVE the way the cloths are made, Alber makes a women hot!!! I just really hope that the collection will be a good one, being that I have been disappointed when other desingers have done lines for H&M and Target.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

One adult and one psycho

I wrote a blog titled Fake Friend and I would like to update you on that! The FF finally used her brain and asked if I was mad at her and if we could talk (this was over via text messages) I told her that I was busy (at this moment I was) and so then she asked if she could call me tomorrow and I replied back saying that I did not want to talk with her now, and maybe I would later. She did not like this at all, and said that fine, but she feels she at least gets to know if I'm mad at her or not because we are friends and friends are honest with each other. Um, FF, we were never honest with each other, I felt like from day one when we met that I had to walk on egg shells around you, and when you said jump I felt I was always saying how high.

There was an email I was waiting for, expecting and it came:
"Hello T,

since you inexplicably do not want to talk to us I'd appreciate if you could send me back my house and mail keys."

Thank you,

Fake Friend


I replay back:
"Your key will be in the mail by the end of this week.

Your welcome,
T.


She says back:
"Thanks.

I'm sorry this had to ended up this way. Since you started dating My Guy, I felt you did not need us anymore anyway
."

I like that she thought that I made this decision because I found someone! This was a long time coming! Seeing someone or single, it was going to happen!!

After this email I decide to send an email to her husband who has been my friend, most people think I met him first and that's not true I met FF first then her husband. I wanted to send him an email because FF used the word "us" as in I didn't want to talk with her husband too and that was not the case, so I felt i needed to make some things clear. And I knew sending her an email was not the way to go because it was going to turn into a email battle and I was not interested in that what so ever.

The email went a little something like this:
"I just received the email from FF asking for the house/mail key back and I will for sure give that back to both of you, I'll send it in the mail and you should have it by the end of this week.

She also said "us" as in I'm not going to talk to both of you when she said I have decided to inexplicably stop talking. I just want to let you know that I don't have a problem with you or FF I don't hate anyone! Its just been over the years FF has done and acted a certain way and it has been adding up and I have had enough. And to avoid a big drama mess I think the best thing to do is to just leave it alone. I just wanted you to know this, I do think its a shame how this is had to turn out and I also think its kind of sad how our friendship has changed over the year, but I do know that people change and nothing can last forever.

I'm sure you will be showing this email to FF and that's fine, its fair.

T"

Well, I get an email 2 day's later as My Guy and I were heading out for drinks:
"T,

I received the house key but not the mail key so I'd appreciate if you could send that as well. I'd also appreciated if you didn't contact my husband behind my back. I don't know what you were expecting from sending him that email except, of course, bothering me.
I've been forgiving you for unacceptable behaviors more than one time in the past. I might not have been a perfect friend -but who is really- yet I know that I always tried to say sorry and fix my mistakes. You, on the other hand, did not even ever realized when you've hurt me. Just like you did, however, I'm not going to bother or waste my time telling you how I feel or try to save this friendship.

FF"


I will admit it was hard to not reply to any of this bullshit, it really was, but I had to keep telling myself your the adult and she is the psycho!

I tell her:
"FF,

I don't have your mail key, I was never given a mail key, the only possession of yours that I had was your house key. Maybe you have mistaken me who might have your mail key for someone else.

T -
"

And she says back....I laughed:
"Good.
FF
"

I was really proud of myself for sticking to my guns, but also sad that in realizing that I have never had a nice female friendship, EVER! The one female friend that I have in my life right now has really been the best one, she has never made me feel stupid or crazy, or has put me down, she always was down to get goofy; yes we have had our little bitter moment but was never comparable to what I endured in the past. I hope she sticks around :)

Good job Robyn!

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Airhead reading

I have never been one to read deep meaningful books, just like my television taste as well, I like to keep that airhead and trashy all the way! I like to read books that make me feel fabulous and make me say "OMG, I have felt this way". So I would like to share with you a few books that I have read a long the way, and I have also found out that 3 of them will be made into movies!

#1.
(This was a good book, but the ending was like WTF, and then I realized that I need to buy the other book to finish off my WTF)

#2.
(This started off a little slow, and then got juicy and then got slow again, but a cute read, I think there is a 3rd book out because again the ending was WTF)

#3.
(I am reading this right now and I can't put it down!! It is really good so far and I hope it keeps getting better!!)

#4.
(A good juicy read all the way, loved, loved this book!)

#5.
(Could not put this book down, it was funny and juicy and you are rooting for her in the book and she has a dog and sex, what more can you want!)

Monday, August 16, 2010

Pulling it out of my ass!

I talked with my parents of the cost of how much my privet testing is going to cost, and its going to be a lot! My mother said that her and my father have spent more on me for school/medical things and this is nothing. When is comes to school and medical things money has never been much of an issue but then again I have never known how much they were spending! I also have not had to do much on my own, and not that I'm afraid to do things on my own, I have and I do, but when it comes to really really big things in my life I like to have my family by my side. Unfortunately this issue dealing with the waiver process for school, my family can't really be my side, they can only cross their fingers and hope along with me. I just realized that I really have no idea in what I'm doing and I also realized that I'm going to have to pull this out of my ass!

The last time I was in a situation where I was on my own in a way was when I was talking an English class and it was our finale paper, it was a group project (I would rather be hung then do a group project, they NEVER go well). I was the only American in my group, I was also the only person who was reading the book and I was also the only one who had been out of high school for more then a year! Looking back I really dont know how I did it, but I did, I got the group an A, I had no idea what I was doing, I pulled it all out of my ass......the end result was great, but to get that A was hell!

So, will the end result for this waiver that might happen be great just like the last time? Because I really do think heads and balls will be cut off if I find out that all the money and years wasted was a joke!

The best advice for your teenage boy!

General Advice For Teenage Boys


You're having a hard time getting girls. That sucks. I remember what it was like when I was a young teenager and wanted boys and couldn't get any. It sucked. But the sad fact is that most young teenage boys are repulsive—that is, they are half-formed works in progress. Girls mature physically more quickly than boys, which means most girls your age already look like young women and they're generally attracted to (slightly) older boys—and there you are, aching for your first girlfriend, but still looking like a short, hairless chimp.

But don't despair, HUTB. Your awkward/repulsive stage will pass. In the meantime, here's what you need to do: Worry less about getting your young teenage self laid and start thinking about getting your 18- or 20-year-old self laid. Join a gym and get yourself a body that girls will find irresistible, read—read books—so that you'll have something to say to girls (the best way to make girls think you're interesting is to actually be interesting), and get out of the house and do shit—political shit, sporty shit, arty shit—so that you'll meet different kinds of girls in different kinds of settings and become comfortable talking with them.

Some more orders: Get a decent haircut and use deodorant and floss your teeth and take regular showers and wear clean clothes. Go online and read about birth control and STIs, and learn enough about female anatomy that you'll be able to find a clitoris in the dark. Masturbate in moderation—no more than 10 times a day—and vary your masturbatory routine. I can't emphasize this last point enough. A vagina does not feel like a clenched fist, HUTB, nor does a mouth, an anus, titty fucking, dry humping, or e-stim. If you don't want to be sending me another pathetic letter in five years complaining about your inability to come unless you're beating your own meat, HUTB, you will vary your routine now so that you'll be able to respond to different kinds of sexual stimulation once you do start getting the girls.

Good luck, kiddo.

Link

(I wish I had a teenage son, or knew of a teenage boy I could give this too!, what great and true, very blunt advice to give!)

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Speechless

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Just because he got to do it doesnt mean you get to!

When you start to seriously date someone you start to find things out about each other, like what you have done in your past in the bed room, for example with past lovers/fuck buddy's! I don't know why, but if you tell the guy that your seeing that you have done this or that BUT you don't ever want to try or do that ever again they feel that being that you have tried it that you must do it again!! Well let me tell you a little something........WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!!!

CUM, DOES NOT TASTE GOOD!!! I was thinking of that being my title for this post, anyways, no it really doesn't taste good and I don't care if I let my ex cum in my mouth like 6 years ago and I also let some guy I had a class with cum on my face.........I DID NOT ENJOY BOTH EVENTS!!! Sometimes I feel, and I really don't think it matters how great the guy is, once a guy has you he feels he is entitled to stick his dick in whatever hole you have. The other day when My Guy and I were getting ready for our day I asked him if I wanted to try anal sex would he go along with it and he said yeah sure, like no big deal, sure I would try that out, why the hell not. I guess if I had an outtie I would feel very comfortable to stick it in places if the opportunity was interesting and safe enough and got me horny. Now their are some women out there who do enjoy the cum very much, but I am just not one of them and I will let you know that right away when I'm dating you, and when I'm serious about something I do not like I'M FUCKING SERIOUS!!!

If only men could somehow be a women for like a day or a week, personally I would make them be a women for 2 weeks, one of the weeks they would have to experience being on the period, I mean come on what fun would be if they didn't experience that, right!!!???

So to all the men out their, great and assholes, when a women say's "yeah I tried that and I didn't enjoy it and I don't want to try that again" SHE MEANS IT!!!

Thank you!

Hang with me Robyn, please!

Monday, July 26, 2010