Monday, August 16, 2010

Pulling it out of my ass!

I talked with my parents of the cost of how much my privet testing is going to cost, and its going to be a lot! My mother said that her and my father have spent more on me for school/medical things and this is nothing. When is comes to school and medical things money has never been much of an issue but then again I have never known how much they were spending! I also have not had to do much on my own, and not that I'm afraid to do things on my own, I have and I do, but when it comes to really really big things in my life I like to have my family by my side. Unfortunately this issue dealing with the waiver process for school, my family can't really be my side, they can only cross their fingers and hope along with me. I just realized that I really have no idea in what I'm doing and I also realized that I'm going to have to pull this out of my ass!

The last time I was in a situation where I was on my own in a way was when I was talking an English class and it was our finale paper, it was a group project (I would rather be hung then do a group project, they NEVER go well). I was the only American in my group, I was also the only person who was reading the book and I was also the only one who had been out of high school for more then a year! Looking back I really dont know how I did it, but I did, I got the group an A, I had no idea what I was doing, I pulled it all out of my ass......the end result was great, but to get that A was hell!

So, will the end result for this waiver that might happen be great just like the last time? Because I really do think heads and balls will be cut off if I find out that all the money and years wasted was a joke!

The best advice for your teenage boy!

General Advice For Teenage Boys


You're having a hard time getting girls. That sucks. I remember what it was like when I was a young teenager and wanted boys and couldn't get any. It sucked. But the sad fact is that most young teenage boys are repulsive—that is, they are half-formed works in progress. Girls mature physically more quickly than boys, which means most girls your age already look like young women and they're generally attracted to (slightly) older boys—and there you are, aching for your first girlfriend, but still looking like a short, hairless chimp.

But don't despair, HUTB. Your awkward/repulsive stage will pass. In the meantime, here's what you need to do: Worry less about getting your young teenage self laid and start thinking about getting your 18- or 20-year-old self laid. Join a gym and get yourself a body that girls will find irresistible, read—read books—so that you'll have something to say to girls (the best way to make girls think you're interesting is to actually be interesting), and get out of the house and do shit—political shit, sporty shit, arty shit—so that you'll meet different kinds of girls in different kinds of settings and become comfortable talking with them.

Some more orders: Get a decent haircut and use deodorant and floss your teeth and take regular showers and wear clean clothes. Go online and read about birth control and STIs, and learn enough about female anatomy that you'll be able to find a clitoris in the dark. Masturbate in moderation—no more than 10 times a day—and vary your masturbatory routine. I can't emphasize this last point enough. A vagina does not feel like a clenched fist, HUTB, nor does a mouth, an anus, titty fucking, dry humping, or e-stim. If you don't want to be sending me another pathetic letter in five years complaining about your inability to come unless you're beating your own meat, HUTB, you will vary your routine now so that you'll be able to respond to different kinds of sexual stimulation once you do start getting the girls.

Good luck, kiddo.

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(I wish I had a teenage son, or knew of a teenage boy I could give this too!, what great and true, very blunt advice to give!)

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Speechless

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Just because he got to do it doesnt mean you get to!

When you start to seriously date someone you start to find things out about each other, like what you have done in your past in the bed room, for example with past lovers/fuck buddy's! I don't know why, but if you tell the guy that your seeing that you have done this or that BUT you don't ever want to try or do that ever again they feel that being that you have tried it that you must do it again!! Well let me tell you a little something........WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!!!

CUM, DOES NOT TASTE GOOD!!! I was thinking of that being my title for this post, anyways, no it really doesn't taste good and I don't care if I let my ex cum in my mouth like 6 years ago and I also let some guy I had a class with cum on my face.........I DID NOT ENJOY BOTH EVENTS!!! Sometimes I feel, and I really don't think it matters how great the guy is, once a guy has you he feels he is entitled to stick his dick in whatever hole you have. The other day when My Guy and I were getting ready for our day I asked him if I wanted to try anal sex would he go along with it and he said yeah sure, like no big deal, sure I would try that out, why the hell not. I guess if I had an outtie I would feel very comfortable to stick it in places if the opportunity was interesting and safe enough and got me horny. Now their are some women out there who do enjoy the cum very much, but I am just not one of them and I will let you know that right away when I'm dating you, and when I'm serious about something I do not like I'M FUCKING SERIOUS!!!

If only men could somehow be a women for like a day or a week, personally I would make them be a women for 2 weeks, one of the weeks they would have to experience being on the period, I mean come on what fun would be if they didn't experience that, right!!!???

So to all the men out their, great and assholes, when a women say's "yeah I tried that and I didn't enjoy it and I don't want to try that again" SHE MEANS IT!!!

Thank you!

Hang with me Robyn, please!

Monday, July 26, 2010

Its plane to see...

Now this is a cloest!



Christina Aguilera you have every shoe lovers dream closet!

Picture from Douglas Friedman

Friday, July 23, 2010

If I could design a room, or this is how my living room would look like!

Ever since My Guy was looking for his own place I started having visions of how I would decorate his living room (he said I could!) but then he dropped that idea when one of the big issues in his Flat got taken care of and now he is moving to the next room down from his, its way bigger so I do get to do some design :)

I know for sure that I have always wanted a sectional couch in navy blue and a chair that my ant has (why I have never personally taken a picture of this chair I cant figure out), she said I can have it, and all it really needs is to be re-stuffed. Its a gorgeous canary yellow velvet chair, it just screams, "If you sit me, I will make you feel like a million bucks!".

The couch:


Pillows for the couch:





The Canary yellow chair (it looks almost like my ants):


The rug:


Coffee table and side tables:




Lamps and mirror for the wall:




And Wall color, light gray:


I really feel that you should have a them in designing any room but to not make it look too themy, like a teenagers room (like mine all purple!) doing just one color of everything can be harsh or boring, I also think people use too much red and red is a color I feel people should use it very carefully I know for Fung Shay red can be really harsh to some people and make them feel uncomfortable but then I have herd it cane make people feel the total opposite. I have always liked blues, greens and beige and gray colors, if my view could be the sea that's what I would have, I like to feel calm and relaxed in my environment and with also comfy and beautiful furniture! I think its also good to use different elements of fabrics and textures of furniture, I have not come across anything leather that I have fallen in love with but I know I will some day, that is a for sure must have in your living room....mmm leather!

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Precisely my cup of tea!



I love this movie as a child and as of latley I have had this song stuck in my head!

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Forgetting about everything!

My summer so far has been good! My Guy and I have been really enjoying each others company, last month we took a trip to Hawaii to see my Aunt; I was really excited about this trip in particular because My Guy had only been to Waikiki and he didn't like it and so he kind of had a sour taste in his mouth about Hawaii (I don't blame him, Waikiki SUCKS!!). Where my Aunt lives is on the north shore of Oahu, is very easy living, once you get to the north shore you forget about everything, you don't miss your cell phone, you don't miss the computer, you don't miss your friends and family back home, work, school NOTHING!!! To me that's what a vacation should be about, really enjoying your trip, not thinking about all the things you normally think about when your back home.

One day My Guy and I went to the beach that was down the road from my Aunts house that is open to the public and My Guy saw a turtle in the water, he took his under water camera and shot this really cool video, I wish I was not such a chicken when it comes to large bodies of water but I am, so I missed out on this once in a life time experience!!